葛优作为中国影视界的标志性人物，其经典语录广泛流传于电影、电视剧及公众场合。以下整理了他的一些代表性语录及出处：

一、电影经典台词

1. 《大腕》

   尤优（葛优饰）：

   • "No, he （会长） has many opportunities to quit and be a boss, if he's ambitious, he can do it every day, and doesn't have to worry about the underworld."

   • "No money, no arming is a tragedy."

   （反映黑社会生态与个人野心）

2. 《甲方乙方》

   厨子（李琦饰）：

   • "Never touch! （He's been saved by the boss）."

   （黑手开恩的经典桥段）

3. 《手机》

   费墨（张国立饰）：

   • "After 4 years, I'm really tired of aesthetic fatigue! The era of the 60s was better, when everyone's equipment was not so high-end."

   （对现代消费文化的反思）

4. 《非诚勿扰》

   葛优：

   • "You decide, which is more convenient: to turn around or to break up？ Are you disrupting my marriage advertisement？"

   • "At my age, I'm like a tiger. An orphan I can accept, but parents are another story."

   （展现其幽默与对婚姻的独到见解）

二、生活经典语录

1. 职业观

   • "Good roads don't hide grass, good brains don't grow hair."

   • "I'm not a man who's either too stubborn or too violent, but someone who's neither."

   （体现其处世哲学）

2. 情感观

   • "The only thing more unhappy than a marriage without love is one without a house."

   • "You'll never see my loneliness, it's when you can't see you."

   （对家庭与情感的深刻洞察）

3. 生活态度

   • "Wait until I've played 50 movies, my contract might expire, and I might stop acting."

   • "Dreaming of a day off is just... daydreaming."

   （幽默中透露对生活的豁达）

三、其他经典片段

• 贺岁片自白 ：

  "I've always taken my role in comedies seriously. It wasn't a holiday movie when 'Mission: Impossible' was made, and I won't change that."

• 方言梗 ：

  在《手机》中，葛优用东北话描绘高端社群生活，成为经典场景。

以上语录涵盖其电影角色经典台词与生活智慧，展现了他作为演员与导演的多元魅力。若需更系统研究，可结合其作品背景分析其语言风格与创作理念。